Sticker - The Despacio Speaker known as Mr. Mono

Mr. Mono is the only one of the seven legendary Despacio speaker stacks who's not in a stereo pair. You might think this makes him lonely, or angry, or sad. But no, Mr. Mono is whole, complete, and very satisfied with himself, because he doesn't need a stereo partner to deliver all of the elements of a song. Vocals, instruments, and percussion sounds all sit together in a single, punchy signal.

Mr. Mono is the favorite speaker stack to dance in front of, amongst cultists. The cult of Mr. Mono, heretofore secret, requires adherents to follow a few simple commandments. 

Thou shalt put no stereo pair before me. 
Thou shalt not face the mirror ball. Gaze in wonder only upon Mr. Mono. 
Thou shalt honor my woofer and my tweeter.
Thou shalt not confuse being single with being available to pair in stereo.